Junior's Come Up

WHAT'S GOOD YALL..... LOOK HERE, GROWING UP I DID SOME THINGS THAT I WASN'T TOO PROUD OF BUT AT THE TIME IN MY MIND I FELT IT HAD TO BE DONE.

MY DAD HAD A FRIEND, WE'LL JUST CALL HIM GEORGE. AS LONG AS I KNEW GEORGE, HE HAD A PROSTHETIC LEG. HOWEVER, HE LOVED TO GET FULL OF THAT OIL. GEORGE GOT A DISABILITY CHECK AT THE FIRST OF THE MONTH AND WHEN I TELL YOU HE'S GOING TO DO IT BIG; I MEAN DRANKING, DRUGGING AND TRICKING!

SO, MY DAD SAID "WELL HE AIN'T GONNA DO NOTHING BUT GIVE IT ALL AWAY I MIGHT AS WELL TAKE IT." HIS PLAN WAS TO GET HIM DRUNK AND RUN OFF WITH THE LOOT. WELL, WHAT MY DAD DIDN'T KNOW IS OLE JUNIOR HAD A PLAN OF HIS OWN. GEORGE'S DRINK OF CHOICE WAS GORDON'S GIN (YEAH THAT ROCK GUT SHIT). MY DAD BOUGHT A GALLON OF GORDON'S AND WAS FEEDING IT TO HIM. I MEAN GEORGE'S CUP STAYED ON FULL AND WITHIN HOURS OLE GEORGE WAS LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE. HE LOOKS AT MY DAD AND SAYS "CAZ I NEED TO LAY DOWN I'M FUCKED UP!" MY DAD BEGINS TO SMIRK AS HE'S SUCKING ON HIS TEETH "GONE UPSTAIRS AND LAY DOWN". GEORGE BEGINS TO STAGGER UP THE STAIRS. MY DAD LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS "DON'T LET HIM GO NOWHERE." I PROBABLY HAD THE SAME SINISTER GRIN ON MY FACE BUT I JUST RESPONDED WITH "OK".

NOW, IT WAS TIME FOR LIL CAZ TO GO TO WORK. I GRABBED MY LITTLE SISTER "YOU WANNA MAKE SOME MONEY?" SHE ASKED, "WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?" I TOLD HER JUST LET ME KNOW IF ANYBODY'S COMING. I RAN TO THE BATHROOM AND GOT A STRAIGHT RAZOR AND BEGIN TO CRAWL INTO THE ROOM WHERE GEORGE WAS PASSED OUT. THE FUNNY THING IS, ALL I COULD HEAR IN MY HEAD WAS THE THEME SONG TO MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. NOW, LISTENING TO MY DAD I KNEW GEORGE KEPT HIS MONEY IN THAT FAKE LEG. WITH RAZOR IN HAND, I CUT THEM SILK SLACKS FROM HIS ASS TO HIS ANKLES. NOW, THE TRICKY PART WAS UNHOOKING THAT DAMN LEG BUT I MANAGED TO POP IT OFF AND DAMN DID THAT LEG STANK!!! I REACHED IN IT AND TO MY SURPRISE I WAS HOLDING $400.00 DOLLARS. I GENTLY LAID THE LEG NEXT TO THE BED AND BEGAN CRAWLING BACK OUT THE ROOM STILL HEARING THIS MUSIC IN MY HEAD. I BOLTED DOWN THE STAIRS, LOOKED AT MY SISTER AND GAVE HER 40 BUCKS. I RAN TO WESTBROOK AS FAST AS I COULD TO MY COUSIN SLICK HOUSE. I HAD HER TAKE ME TO THE LARK SO I COULD BUY ME 4 PAIRS OF LEVI'S AND SHIRTS TO MATCH. NO MORE ZAYRE'S BIG YANK JEANS FOR ME!!!

THE NEXT DAY I SAW MY SISTER GOING TO THE CANDY STORE. I ASKED "WHAT HAPPENED?" SHE SAID, "I GUESS GEORGE WOKE UP TO PISS AND FELL STRAIGHT TO THE FLOOR." GEORGE STARTED YELLING, "CAZ YOU SUMBITCH!!!!!!" HE THOUGHT DADDY DID IT. MY SISTER BEGINS TO CRACK THE FUCK UP. WHAT DADDY SAY? SHE IMMEDIATELY STOPPED LAUGHING. "OH HE LOOKING FOR YO ASS!" IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS A SETUP BECAUSE WITHIN A MATTER OF SECONDS ALL I HEARD WAS TIRES SCREECHING BEHIND ME. MY DAD JUMPS OUT THE CAR WITH GEORGE IN THE BACK SEAT. WHERE'S THE MONEY? I LOOKED MY DAD STRAIGHT IN THE EYES AND SAID "WHAT MONEY?" GEORGE BEGINS YELLING OUT THE BACK SEAT "MY MONEY YOU LITTLE UGLY BLACK SUMBITCH!!!!!!!" MY DAD WHISPERED TO ME "I WANT MY CUT!" LATER THAT DAY I GAVE HIM 50 DOLLARS. HE TOLD ME HE WASN'T MAD I TOOK IT, HE WAS MAD I BEAT HIM TO IT SMH!..........